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Who We Are

The world demands companies follow too many overly-reasonable security and privacy requirements. We're here to fix that.

As a team of legal persons focused solely on maximizing your shareholders' share of the sacred profit, we've created a response to these shifting, unfair trade winds:

Security for organizatiOns that kinda want a Secure prOduct (SOSO) Standard

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Our Values

Protecting the internet one security control at a time

Protect the Internet's things

Requirements flexible enough to apply to every company, server and blockchain connected to the internet

To the Moon

Hand-crafted security controls designed to maximize profits, dividends and stock prices

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Self-certify yourself in less than 15 mins!

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The SOSO Standard

SOSO Control Framework

Based on industry best practices, such as the Industry for Collecting Payments' Dynamically Static Security-standards (ICP-DSS), these controls are highly adaptable and fit any organization's needs.

SOSO-01 You know you have some devices that connect to a modem, router, cell tower, satellite, (nintendo) switch or the series of tubes

SOSO-02 Someone's assigned to testify to governmental hearings on any security "failings" (as if)

SOSO-03 Conduct a scan* on something

SOSO-04 Access is based on the principle of most privilege

SOSO-05 Regulatory requirements are complied with**

SOSO-06 Your security program is adequate***

*Google's indexing spider counts

**As far as the public knows

***Best part: you get to decide what's "adequate"!

Get Certified

It's as easy as 1, 2, 5!

1. Self-certify compliance with the SOSO controls

Download and fill out the simple attestation form

Download the form

2. Download Your Cert

After completing the form, download our NFT cert by right-clicking on this image

5. Publish!

With the greatest pride, you are now certified! Share your SOSO NFT with your auditors, clients and the world!

F.A.Q

Frequently Asked Questions

Using the archaic definition, this is a virtual standard/certification

They'll take the SOSO cert as cereally as we do

Please don't. Instead, help your company actually be secure and compliant

If you're reading this, then you're probably wondering. So, yes.

Nope. Instead of donating, please invest money in good causes inside and outside of your organization.

Testimonials

What they are saying about us

Something seems off about this, but it was very easy to use. And as a startup, this is exactly the type of thing we need.

Valary Khorshid

CEO & Founder

SOSO is an absolute joke. Please, do not use it.

Hayley Shanae

Senior GRC Analyst

I really like their self-certification form's chain of blocks!

Nate Wilmer

Toddler

The amount of value SOSO provides can be understated.

Christine Marigold

Director of Product @ SOSO Standard

I LOVE this standard. It's helped my company impress so many auditors and clients. We couldn't have been as reputable without SOSO!

Jarvis Arnold

CEO

Hall of Fame

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Adobe Flash
Equifax
Zoom
Mt. Gox
Cambridge Analytica
Meta aka Facebook
United States Office of Personnel Management
Twitch

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Annually on September 31

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